24 5 / 2013

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via caskett12)

24 5 / 2013

mbthecool:

Castle Season 5 - parallels

(via soitwasntadream)

24 5 / 2013

  • 1: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
  • 2: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
  • 1: Technically
  • 2: But it doesn't even taste like-
  • 1: what
  • 2: what

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sandianecarter:

Okay. So that just made me laugh SO HARD.

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23 5 / 2013

nbcsnl:

One of our favorite moments ever.

nbcsnl:

One of our favorite moments ever.

(via dream-of-electric-sheep)

22 5 / 2013